Pookmanisms

The wit and wisdom of Pookman

Pookman thinks all men are out to lunch September 13, 2007

Filed under: Advice from Pookman — pookman @ 8:12 pm

Me: He is so out to lunch sometimes!!
Pookman: surprised???  all men are!!!!
Pookman: its in their genes!!
Pookman: get use to it honey!!  make peace with it!!
Pookman: you can’t beat them you join them – that been my advice lately…

 

Pookman does not like to assume. July 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 11:52 pm

Pookman:  not sure, just assume but you know what happens when you ass u me?

 

Pookman misunderstands her husband June 20, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 1:02 am

Pookman: You trying to drive me crazy?
PM’s husband: You can’t kill a dead man
Pookman: What does that mean
PM’s husband: well if you are dead I can’t kill you!
Pookman: But I’m not dead
PM’s husband: No listen you asked if I was trying to drive you crazy.  And I said you can’t kill a dead man – get it?
Pookman: No – are you  trying to kill me?

 

Being Batty works for Pookman May 11, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 10:21 pm

Pookman:  being batty like is a GREAT thing..its really working for me..

 

Pookman has no sense of humor! May 9, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 7:32 pm

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PM: no haha!!
Me: Yes, haha! Lots of haha
PM:
PM: how dare you!!
PM: after all i am you mom!!!

 

Pookman3? May 8, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 10:34 pm

PM: are you enjoy your pm3
Me: What?
PM: mp3

 

Pookman is da bomb May 8, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 10:29 pm

Me: Thanks PM!

Me: You’re “da bomb”

PM: oh yes..that i know..I am PM!!

 

Pookman has weird dreams May 7, 2007

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 4:57 pm

Pookman:  i had a dream that this black cat didn’t like me and was scatching me..i woke up pretty distressed..i need to look in my dream book..

 

Pookman has been thru…lots of stuff February 8, 2007

Filed under: Advice from Pookman — pookman @ 7:32 pm

Pookman:  pm know..been thru..lots of stuff

 

Pookman live thru lots of stuff December 7, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:43 pm

Pookman: i am wise…i’ve live thru lots of stuff..i’ve overcome many many difficulties..and it just make me wiser..