Pookman is confused October 4, 2012

Pookman: do you think dad is a tool 

Me: What??

Pookman: a tool…ever hear that expression… 

Me: lol

Me:  No

Pookman: i was wondering… he is a piece of work though…don’t you agree? 

Me: Do you know what that means?

Me: derogatory. A dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person 

Pookman: i thought that means a piece of work..no? 

Me: No

Me:  It means moron 

Pookman: i heard it today…

Pookman:  oh…no no dad is not a tool…

Pookman is current January 30, 2012

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL nice leopard print shirt

Pookman: si si… did i tell you its the in look???
Me: No lol

Pookman: all the young girls has some sort of leopard garment… the girl on my right gave me a leopard scarp for xmas…i got tones of compliments when i wear it… i stay current…rmember?

Pookman: u and your sister are not alway current these days

Pookman: me bing current is big talk at work…

Pookman: i think its important to say current at my age… its shows you are not OUT of it!! you follow???

Pookman: not only in style but with what is going on in the world…

Me: Really, PM? What is going on in the world?

Pookman: oh man so much,
i cant keep up…

Pookman’s Thoughts About Dinosaurs May 19, 2011

“Dinosaurs went distinct.”

Pookman is hip & modern…for 1994. December 15, 2010

Pookman:  you go girl…

Me:  Where does this “you go girl” come from?  Where did you learn that?

Pookman:  not sure… but i like saying it every now and then…

Pookman:  you noticed

Me:  Yes..wondering where you learned that

Me:  Do you feel hip and modern using such slang?

Pookman:  i hear things and jusst pick things on on the way…

Pookman:  i do feel hip and mod… yes i do!

Pookman has a cold December 7, 2010

Me:  Ciao

 

Pookman:  hey… i look like rudolph… and dripping like crazy … so embarrassing how are you

 

Me:  What are you talking about?

 

Pookman:  i have a nasty nasty cold!!!!!!!

Pookman wonders if I’m awake October 16, 2010

Me:Ciao
Pookman:hey
Pookman: u up???
Me:No, I’m typing in my sleep
Pookman: lol…don’t be a smarty ass to your mom…what goes around comes around!!! just remember that !!!

Pookman is mysterious. February 12, 2009

Me: How come PM doesn’t have any of her information filled out on her Facebook profile?
Pookman: i want to remain a mystery

Pookman knows I am, but what is she?

Pookman: baby sis loves big sis right???
Me: Si
Me: Why do you insist on asking stupid questions?
Pookman: :-O
Pookman:
Pookman: :-S
Pookman: you’re crazy!!!
Me: No, you are!
Pookman: no you!!
Me: No, you!
Pookman: NO YOU!!!!
Me: No, PM!
Pookman: i know you are but what am I!!????
Me: Oooh, good one! Where did PM get that? “The Pee Wee Herman Book of Insults?”
Pookman: lol…yes!!!
Me: Clever!!!
Pookman: i was proud to remember that one???
Me: Good for PM

Pookman: “da…!!!” January 27, 2009

Pookman: what is your area called
Me: My area?  Boston????
Pookman: but is that like central…i never looked at the map
Me: Are you serious?!?!?!?!
Me: Boston is on the water!
Pookman: oh right…. da…!!!  what is wrong w/pm????!!!!!
Me: PM isn’t very good at geography
Pookman: i am not bad… i like geography… pm wasn’t thinking…

Pookman’s first ever text message (w/ her husband) January 21, 2009

PM: Staff Meeting
PM’s husband: Why did I get that from you?
PM: Bored
PM’s husband: That F….ing Bush
PM: Yep