Me: How come PM doesn’t have any of her information filled out on her Facebook profile?
Pookman: i want to remain a mystery
Pookman is mysterious. February 12, 2009
Pookman knows I am, but what is she? February 12, 2009
Pookman: baby sis loves big sis right???
Me: Si
Me: Why do you insist on asking stupid questions?
Pookman: :-O
Pookman: 
Pookman: :-S
Pookman: you’re crazy!!!
Me: No, you are!
Pookman: no you!!
Me: No, you!
Pookman: NO YOU!!!!
Me: No, PM!
Pookman: i know you are but what am I!!????
Me: Oooh, good one! Where did PM get that? “The Pee Wee Herman Book of Insults?”
Pookman: lol…yes!!!
Me: Clever!!!
Pookman: i was proud to remember that one???
Me: Good for PM
Mary Munroe: si si
Pookman: “da…!!!” January 27, 2009
Pookman: what is your area called
Me: My area? Boston????
Pookman: but is that like central…i never looked at the map
Me: Are you serious?!?!?!?!
Me: Boston is on the water!
Pookman: oh right…. da…!!! what is wrong w/pm????!!!!!
Me: PM isn’t very good at geography
Pookman: i am not bad… i like geography… pm wasn’t thinking…
Pookman’s first ever text message (w/ her husband) January 21, 2009
PM: Staff Meeting
PM’s husband: Why did I get that from you?
PM: Bored
PM’s husband: That F….ing Bush
PM: Yep
Pookman thinks of herself as having a PhD June 4, 2008
Pookman: pm is educated… i kind of think of myself as a phd er….
Pookman: i read science, polotical
Pookman is having a rough day May 23, 2008
Pookman: man i just tellingmy co-worker… i feel mean today… like everybody is annoying me…people are getting on my nerves…
Pookman: really… annoying annoying annoying!! i just feel like yelling at people today!!
Pookman: i sue to feel like this when i was younger during my period…that is when i would drive dad crazy!! and we would fight!!
Pookman: in other words i feel really bitch today
Pookman is an “old woman” May 12, 2008
Pookman: i can’t wait to go home – this menapause thing is for REAL now…
Me: How do you know?
Pookman: because!!! body and mind is not in good shape
Pookman: pm is getting old fos…
Pookman: “old woman”
Pookman does not like to assume. July 25, 2007
Pookman: not sure, just assume but you know what happens when you ass u me?
Pookman misunderstands her husband June 20, 2007
Pookman: You trying to drive me crazy?
PM’s husband: You can’t kill a dead man
Pookman: What does that mean
PM’s husband: well if you are dead I can’t kill you!
Pookman: But I’m not dead
PM’s husband: No listen you asked if I was trying to drive you crazy. And I said you can’t kill a dead man – get it?
Pookman: No – are you trying to kill me?
Being Batty works for Pookman May 11, 2007
Pookman: being batty like is a GREAT thing..its really working for me..
