Pookman is confused October 4, 2012
Pookman is current January 30, 2012
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL nice leopard print shirt
Pookman: si si… did i tell you its the in look???
Me: No lol
Pookman: all the young girls has some sort of leopard garment… the girl on my right gave me a leopard scarp for xmas…i got tones of compliments when i wear it… i stay current…rmember?
Pookman: u and your sister are not alway current these days
Pookman: me bing current is big talk at work…
Pookman: i think its important to say current at my age… its shows you are not OUT of it!! you follow???
Pookman: not only in style but with what is going on in the world…
Me: Really, PM? What is going on in the world?
Pookman: oh man so much,
i cant keep up…
Pookman is hip & modern…for 1994. December 15, 2010
Pookman has a cold December 7, 2010
Pookman wonders if I’m awake October 16, 2010
Pookman: u up???
Me:No, I’m typing in my sleep
Pookman: lol…don’t be a smarty ass to your mom…what goes around comes around!!! just remember that !!!
Pookman is mysterious. February 12, 2009
Me: How come PM doesn’t have any of her information filled out on her Facebook profile?
Pookman: i want to remain a mystery
Pookman: baby sis loves big sis right???
Me: Why do you insist on asking stupid questions?
Pookman: you’re crazy!!!
Me: No, you are!
Pookman: no you!!
Me: No, you!
Pookman: NO YOU!!!!
Me: No, PM!
Pookman: i know you are but what am I!!????
Me: Oooh, good one! Where did PM get that? “The Pee Wee Herman Book of Insults?”
Pookman: i was proud to remember that one???
Me: Good for PM
Pookman: “da…!!!” January 27, 2009
Pookman: what is your area called
Me: My area? ????
Pookman: but is that like central…i never looked at the map
Me: Are you serious?!?!?!?!
Me: Boston is on the water!
Pookman: oh right…. da…!!! what is wrong w/pm????!!!!!
Me: PM isn’t very good at geography
Pookman: i am not bad… i like geography… pm wasn’t thinking…
Pookman’s first ever text message (w/ her husband) January 21, 2009
PM: Staff Meeting
PM’s husband: Why did I get that from you?
PM’s husband: That F….ing Bush