Pookman wishes there were still town criers September 19, 2006

Pookman: she was like the “town crier”
Me: Do you know what a “town crier” is?
Me: Town criers were people who made public announcements on the streets.  Like before radio, newspaper, etc
Pookman: I know that…
Pookman: yep..professional blabber mouths..
Me: LOL
Pookman: actually wyou would be grat at that..because you speak so well…
Me: Town criers don’t exist anymore
Pookman: yep..bummer..

Uh, did you mean “rat race”, Pookman? September 18, 2006

Pookman:  I want to get out of the rug race.

I make Pookman crazy! September 7, 2006

Me: I’m nauseous
Pookman: maybe your lunch..or phlam
Me: Phlam?
Pookman: you phlem..who ever you spell it man..you are driving me insane today!!!!
Pookman: you told dad about beyyer!!!!!!!! bib big mouth
Me: LOL
Pookman: how sad that you make fun of your mother..
Me: So what?
Pookman: what..so what????? Iam your mother!! for crying out loud!!
Me: You love it!
Pookman: insane I say!!
Pookman: You look insane!
Pookman: what are you talking about???? I look insane????
Me: Absolutely.

Shhh…Pookman is a fake blonde! September 1, 2006

Pookman: I have an inch 1/2 of dark roots – dad can;t believe how dark my hair really is..and I forgot..
Me:  Yeah, you’re no blonde
Pookman: lolololol
Me:  You’re not fooling anyone!
Me:  Your eyebrows are practically black
Pookman: 
Pookman: ..but I am having fun!!!
Me:  LOL
Pookman: are you???? 
Me:  Very much
Pookman: really..with your dark hair???? interesting!!
Me:  Your hair is potato chip colored
Me:  And like cheap potato chips, like Lays…not Cape Cod brand
Pookman: 
Pookman: lol
Me:  It’s true
Me:  You know how every now and then you get a potato chip that’s green?  It’s like that
Pookman: yeh..I really need to do something..I am tired of having to color it..but I really need to because the front is very gray and in this society if you work in a corp you need to look youthful..and I need to make $$
Pookman: in the past I use to color only a few times a year and my hair was healthier..but know.. and it’s costly too..
Me:  I could imagine