Pookmanisms

The wit and wisdom of Pookman

Pookman is “educated” on “stuff” June 28, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 5:53 pm

Pookman:  I do like to think of myself as “educated” though no degree, I am pretty knowledgable on “stuff”!!

 

Pookman thinks I’m a big mouth June 16, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 8:58 pm

Me: I really love being able to walk to run errands
Pookman: it's the normal way of life…that is why we have a body with legs..to get around and do things..you are a very luck girl..
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Pookman: yes you are…
Pookman: count your blessings…lots of them you have!!!
Pookman: and damn it..people like you!!!
Pookman: hey..you there man???
Me: Yup…sorry, just copying and pasting this for the blog
Pookman: you mean me???
Me: Yup!
Pookman: man..big mouth… subtract that from your blessings…
Pookman:
Me: LOL
Pookman: big mouth!!!

 

Pookman is bizarre June 15, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 6:49 pm

Pookman: what "bottoms" are you wearing w/your t-shirt today??
Me: I'm wearing my Old Navy skirt
Pookman: is that the short one??btw did your read "bottoms" with an english accent?
Me: Nope, I didn't
Me: And it's a long skirt
Pookman: bts "bottoms" was meant to be read w/an english accent..
Me: Ohh I understand
Pookman: so you see..
Me: Yes, you?
Pookman: I am the one that told you!!!
Me: LOL

 

Pookman’s scalp is smelly and itchy June 14, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 6:04 pm

Pookman: I haven't washed my hair in a few day and I feel that my hair smells..
Pookman: and a bit itchy too..
Me: Gross!!!!!
Pookman:
Pookman: my hair looks fine..it's my scalp I think…that is stinky and itchy..
Me: That's really gross
Me: Stop talking about it
Pookman: 
Pookman: I am just sharing..my discomfort..
Pookman: man
Me: Sorry. 
Pookman: you no good for support!!

 

Pookman doesn’t think I’m a fool, either! June 13, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 11:37 pm

Pookman: see..I knew you did..you're no fool..no sirry..your going to live to be 103!!

 

Pookman thinks we need 3-day weekends June 12, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 6:04 pm

Pookman: we should really have a 3 day weekend!!!!
Me: Yup!
Pookman: one to do nothing..one to do chores and on e to have fun!

 

Pookman’s no fool! June 8, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:09 pm

Pookman:  you are egging me on girl..I am no fool…no sirry..that is why I am going to live to be 103!!!