Pookmanisms

The wit and wisdom of Pookman

Pookman didn’t raise rude kid. April 14, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:32 pm

Pookman: were you tackful about it?
Me: Yup!
Me: Very tackful
Pookman: that's good because I didn't raise rude kid..
Me: Yes, I am "tackful"

 

Pookman has a big butt

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 6:18 pm

Pookman: so we have a full mirror in the batheroom in this new building..and man..do have a big ass…
Pookman: in my mind I think of myself as a small petite..;-)
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Pookman: do you think I have a big tush?
Me: Yeah, it’s huge
Pookman: you’re just kidding..
Me: Nope!
Me: You’ve always had a big butt
Pookman: yeh..but it use to be my ASS-et..

Previously: Pookman has a big belly.

 

Sometimes Pookman feels stinky April 6, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 3:17 pm

Pookman: I am feel stinky today…  I took a shower but the sweater I am wearing could use a wash…

 

Pookman does not know her ABCs! April 3, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 3:39 pm

Pookman has been visiting me.  I have a cat named Levon.  My sister has a dog named Miles.

Levon was running around wildly, and Pookman said, "What's Miles doing?"

"That's not Miles, that's Levon," I told her.

Pookman said, "Oh yeah.  Well, they're both the same color.  And their names both start with M."

"Uh, Pookman," I said, "Levon starts with L, not M."

Pookman responded with, "Oh!" 

 

 
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