Pookmanisms

The wit and wisdom of Pookman

Pookman had a mullet! March 30, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:03 pm

Me: Remember when you had a mullet?
Pookman: 
Me: Pookman was very "business in the front, party in the back!"
Pookman: you're mean.
Me: What did you say to the lady cutting your hair?  "Cut it in the front, but leave it kinda long in the back."
Pookman: lolololol no its was a cheap hair cut..  but are you mean sometimes???
Me: Yes
Me: That was an awful hairdo for PM.  Not flattering.
Pookman: why
Me: Because it's funny.  Pookman had a mullet
Me: Did you have the mullet so people would think you were businesslike?
Me: But when you turn around, they'd see that PM is a party animal!
Pookman: lolololo I am cracking up……I can't stop laughing!!
Me: Was your mullet easy to maintain?
Pookman: lolol STOP
Pookman: people with think I am crazy in my cube..
Me: I bet it was quick to wash…since there wasn't as much hair in the front
Pookman: STOPyou are MEAN!!!
Me: It's just funny that PM had a mullet
Pookman:
Me:  Was the mullet an accident? 
Pookman: YES!! NOW drop IT!!!

 

Pookman’s advice for today. March 27, 2006

Filed under: Advice from Pookman — pookman @ 9:49 pm

Pookman: well you can't cry over spilled milk.
Me: Very wise, Pookman

 

Pookman thinks she’s my guru (but she’s not!) March 24, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:13 pm

Pookman: i was talking to the dir this morning about how hard it is to be a woman…
Me: Yup!  It’s true
Pookman: but I am glad I am one though..
Me: But you’re not.  You’re PookMAN
Pookman: that is true
Me: You’re a man
Pookman: so you are kinda of a pm..
Me: No, I’m not a PM
Pookman: lololo-one day…God willing you will turn in to a pm…I am your guru..

 

Being Pookman: a blessing or a curse? March 24, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 4:28 pm

Me: Good old PM, right?
Pookman: good old 51 year old pm
Me: Good old “menapausel” PM
Pookman: lol
Pookman: i bet you want to “grow up to be just like pm”
Me: Nah, that would be one too many Pookmen
Pookman: lol and for dad..
Me: One Pookman is enough for the world!
Pookman: being a pm is the way to go in this world..
Me: Why?
Pookman: life is god when you are a pm…
Pookman: man don’t you know that yet?????
Me: Life is GOD? LOL
Pookman: oopps typo GOOD
Pookman: hate to break it to you BUT you have lots of pm too!!!
Me: No!
Pookman: what is wrong with you girls????????
Pookman: you are blessed
Me: Cursed, I say!
Pookman: it’s all good, all good – accept your blessings and live in peace..

 

Pookman dislikes phonies March 16, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 7:22 pm

Me: You know who make me mad?  PHONIES
Pooman: me to BIG time!!! It’s really hard for me to deal with them..I know that phonies are insecure, fearful and that is why they act like that but it is very hard for me to be around them!!!

 

Pookman has a big belly March 13, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — pookman @ 9:08 pm

Pookman: big bellies are not becoming…just saw my beeling in the bathroom mirror..not nice looking…
Pookman: but poor pm alway had a big belly..
Pookman: but you really stretched it out man!!!

 

Pookman reads about the Burmuda Triange March 13, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — pookman @ 6:51 pm

Pookman: I am reading 2 strange books, extremly interesting thought..altantis..pyramids..burmuda triange and another is a indian yogi…very different way of thinking about our existance her on this plant…let’s face it greed (corporations) is very dominate at this time causing lots of problems…and reading this stuff really make you see things from a different angle…
Me: Do you think Atlantis is where the Bermuda Triangle is?
Pookman: the books said that the BT is where the crystal ( that is what they used for energy – crystal energy) power is that atlantis used for all thier high tech – anyway so much stuff on this we can talk when we see each other..not use if I beleive all but very intersting..

 

Pookman is a menapausel PMS lady who doesn’t appreciate her cute daughter March 9, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 7:30 pm

Pookman: don’t get cute with a menapausel pms lady today!!! you understand!!!????

 

Pookman believes that oranges know they are not apples March 6, 2006

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 8:38 pm

Me: Does chili have consciousness?
Pookman: oh yes… anything that has an intention and everything has an intention. an intention is anything that has a purpose – even a rock knows it needs to be held together, or an orange seed that knows that it need to grow into an organge and not an apple.