A little background: I have been working at a booth at a trade show.
Pookman: so how many people have booth DOODY at the same time??
Me: LOL
Pookman: you are in your room
Me: Yes
Pookman: what about booth DOODY?:-\
Me: It’s not too crowded right now because sessions are going on
Pookman: oh
Pookman: you like me calling doody???
Me: It’s very clever
Pookman: i’ve been doing lots of thinking..
Me: What else has PM been thinking about?
Pookman: just about how this plant is so beautiful – but because of our addition to fear we became greedy and just messed it up – by wars, over consumption and just made it ugly, dirty, polluted.
Me: Very interesting
Pookman: you agree–
Pookman: we fear that we are not going to have enought to service so we started hoarding and that is when it all began..
Pookman: if we all shared we would not have these bad feeling and we would all feel secure…and peaceful and just be ourselves…
Pookman: like I really don’t beleive in lazy people…everybody wants to feel useful but if you don’t have confidence you just give up and you act out lazyness..and this society is very good at making people feel useless and just not good enough..
Me: Does Pookman feel like that sometimes?
Pookman: everybody feels like that..do you?
Me: Not right now
Pookman: oh no..I feel very very grateful..and I am enjoying my life and all the wonderful people around me..you???
Me: Yes, the same
Pookman: and I really appreciate you…you are a very, very wonderful person…
Me: Thank you, PM.
Me: Likewise.
Me: I remember once you dropped me off at CCD and told me not to tell anyone at church that we had a menorah at home
Pookman: well that was my sickness..
Me: What sickness?
Pookman: that I didn’t want you to mention it…
Me: It’s very sick
Pookman: it’s the guilt – relgions control with guilt – that is what bush is trying to do to…
Pookman: guilt is an unnatural feeling – it causes only problems in this world… but it is so ingrained in us that we think it’s normal and we are almost addicted to it..because when we don’t have that feeling we can feel lost….
Pookman: post this on my blog- this is deep…
Pookman: lololololo
Pookman: but true;-)
Pookman: i think women are stronger…
Pookman: we are strong – hear us roar…..
Me: Who is Pookman’s favorite Muppet?
Pookman: hermy and mis piggy..
Me: Hermy?
Pookman: yep..
Me: Oh, like Hermit the frog?
Pookman: isn’t that what miss piggy calls him???
Me: Kermy
Me: His name is Kermit the Frog
Pookman: you are silly!!
Me: Why am I silly???
Pookman: you just are – silly with lots of spunk!!
Me: I didn’t know what you were talking about “Hermy”…did you mean Kermit or “Hermes” the Greek God? Because I don’t remember Hermes ever being on the Muppet Show
Pookman: man – you are playing dumb!! you know exactly what I am talking about
Me: Did you think his name was Hermit the Frog?
Pookman: of course you silly thing you!!!!!
Me: “Hi ho! Hermit the Frog, here!”
Pookman:
After being unable to understand what Pookman was talking about due to her endless typos
Me: I’m not quite fluent in Pookmanese yet
Pookman: lol;-)in time my dear, in time…”joy surprises the patient soul”
Pookman: this is the worse pms i had in years – tension etc..
Me: Poor old PM!
Me: PM is too old to be dealing with PMS
Pookman: yeh..
Pookman:yeh..but when I stop, i’ll turn into a man 
Pookman: oh- I saw angeline joli on nite line and I think she is a really caring wonderful person…I was touch to what she had to say..
Me: What did she say?
Pookman: lots of stuff..about how we humans need to help and care for each other. How much she wants to make a difference. she feel fortunate that she makes a good living and that she can give money to the needy and how she is using her celeberty statues to bring awareness…
Me: What celebrity statues?
Pookman: lol-you lil fool!!! playing dumbs huh..so you can put my mis-spells on the blog!!!!!
Me: Wow, PM.
Pookman: I’d thank you to learn how to control your temper!
Pookman: I have pms – so don’t mess with me!!!!!
Me: Ooooooh. Scary.
Pookman: yep…watch your step girlie!!
Me:
Pookman: did I hurt your feelings???
Pookman: lol – what’s wrong??? pm here
Me: That name calling was uncalled for!!!!!!
Me: How dare you!
Pookman: lol – just kidding – delete it man!!!
Pookman: i don’t whant my fans to think I am mean!!!
Me: No! I want the world to see the type of person Pookman can be!
Pookman: I am a caring loving person!!!
Me: Who calls their daughter bad words
Pookman: man!!! please, please delete..but I do sound dume-don’t you think in your comment? and it’s second hand – you really don’t know the really discussion do you??????????????
Pookman: pm??
Me: LOL
Pookman: dumb that is…
Me: PM’s funny!!!
Pookman: lol
Me: This conversation is going in the blog, btw
After the game, a conversation between Pookman and her husband (my dad):
Pookman: Is it over?
Dad: Yes
Pookman: How’d they do?
Dad: Who?
Pookman: Oh I don’t know. New Orleans?
Dad: New Orleans?
Pookman: Did they play?
Dad: No
Pookman: Oh – I don’t know
