Pookman misses me :-) January 31, 2006

Me: Does PM miss me?
Pookman: yeh…why do you ask???
Pookman: It seems that you are worried that I don’t??? :-\
Me: Yes
Pookman: why man????
Me: I just wanna make sure
Pookman: sounds like you are feeking insecure????? why???? :-\
Pookman: you there man??????
Me: I just need to make sure PM misses me

Pookman is proud of her daughter January 31, 2006

Me: I was quoted in the Boston Globe
Pookman: you are being quoted all over the place!!!;-)congrats again!!
Me: Thanks!
Pookman: yepper..you are my daughter!!!
Me:
Pookman: ..and I am so proud of you!!!  you are the BEST!!!
Me: Thanks, PM!
Pookman: you get that from my side of the family…;-)
Pookman: you cuteness and smartness that is..

All hail the knowledgable Pookman January 30, 2006

Me: I’m eating grapes and strawberries
Me: What kind of consciousness do they have?
Pookman: very active fast moving vibration..

Professor Pookman teaches me about consciousness January 30, 2006

Me: I’m craving falafel
Me: Does falafel have consciousness?
Pookman: of course
Me: What does it think about?
Me: Does it mind being eaten?
Pookman: no, it just changes experiences
Me: What if it ends up harboring something that causes food poisoning?
Me: Does it have evil consciousness?
Pookman: brb
Me: Hurry back.  I need answers.
Pookman: hey — good or bad consciousness – it’s an experience
Me: Let’s say there’s a falafel that’s good and wholesome…and then there’s a falafel with salmonella in it.  Do they both have the same consciousness?
Pookman: of course not
Pookman: are yo egging me in for the pm blog??????
Me: No, I just don’t really understand consciousness!
Pookman: oh really??? do you understand it now?
Me: No
Pookman: I am sorry- I wll recomment a few books for you soon..:-)
Pookman: you love the study of  consciousness..
Me: It just doesn’t make sense to me!
Me: Farts, baccala…I don’t get any of it
Pookman: I see – it is a new concept for you..but when I visit you we can sit down and have a long discussion..it’s amazing stuff..

Pookman didn’t like being Pookman at first! January 25, 2006

Me: Remember the time that you cried because you wanted us to stop calling you Pookman?
Pookman: no
Me: Yeah…you started crying and stuff
Me: You said, “Don’t call me Pookman!  I am a woman!”
Pookman: i thin of kinda..that is when you and mich were driving me insane!!!
Me: You were sobbing
Pookman: poor pm…
Me: What made you change your mind about the nickname “Pookman”?
Pookman: you know if you can changed things you just adjust..and I turned it in to a positive thing..I became a great charecter..
Me: And a superhero!
Pookman: exactly!!!
Pookman: it turn out to be a positive thing in my life..so you just never know…

Finally — good Pookman blog fodder! January 25, 2006

Pookman: weh had chef chu today for lunch – my fortune cookie said “creating is the greatest proff of being alive”
Me: What’s proff?
Pookman: creating..
Me: No, what does the word “proff” mean?
Pookman: oh proof
Pookman: :-[
Me: That’s the kind of thing PM really believes in, huh?
Pookman: love, acknowledgment and the fact that we all have the same needs – we are all conneted and we should all love and respect each other..and you????
Me: I think the fortune meant that being creative is “proff” of being alive…like making music, painting, building things, etc.
Pookman: exactly!!  you got it girl!!  with you it would be writing, painting, cooking etc..
Me: And that is what keeps us alive
Me: What does PM like to create?
Me: Besides flatulance, that is
Pookman: lololololo!!!!
Me: 
Pookman:
Me: What does PM like to create?
Pookman: good questions – lots of things but I end up not doing much..like cooking, drawing, gardening..I created to babies-that turned out NICE..you agree???
Me: I agree
Pookman: my babies are cute..right??? really cute!!!
Pookman: a pain in the ass at time..but cute!!

Pookman needs me! January 18, 2006

Pookman: man??? u there or are you leaving me dry again????
Me: No, PM, I am here!
Pookman: oh good, I feel safe when you are on AOL
Pookman I feel protected…by your wonderful presence yet so far away…

Sometimes Pookman has to censor herself January 18, 2006

Me: I’m pretty mad at Dubya
Pookman: yeh, that fxxxx!!!
Me: LOL
Pookman: yeppers..he is looking like sh….these days..nothing is going his arrogant way!!!

Pookman’s views on why some people are jerks January 18, 2006

“People are jerks because they’re uncomfortable with themselves.”

Pookman’s been kinda busy lately January 18, 2006

Pookman:
Me: Aw what’s wrong PM?
Pookman: just wondering!!!
Me: Wondering what?
Pookman: life…
Pookman: what are you up too?
Me: Not much.  You?
Pookman: busy
Pookman: i want to get most of my work out of the way so next week I wouldn’t have to wrok so hard..
Me: That’s a good idea
Pookman: i’ve been a drip huh?
Me: A little bit
Pookman: sorry man
Me:
Pookman: don’t i’ll be back to my usual fun full of wisdom pm-just super busy-cheer up
Me: Oh good.  I can’t wait!