Pookmanisms

The wit and wisdom of Pookman

Pookman is mysterious. February 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 6:08 pm

Me: How come PM doesn’t have any of her information filled out on her Facebook profile?
Pookman: i want to remain a mystery

 

Pookman knows I am, but what is she? February 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 5:56 pm

Pookman: baby sis loves big sis right???
Me: Si
Me: Why do you insist on asking stupid questions?
Pookman: :-O
Pookman: :-P
Pookman: :-S
Pookman: you’re crazy!!!
Me: No, you are!
Pookman: no you!!
Me: No, you!
Pookman: NO YOU!!!!
Me: No, PM!
Pookman: i know you are but what am I!!????
Me: Oooh, good one! Where did PM get that? “The Pee Wee Herman Book of Insults?”
Pookman: lol…yes!!!
Me: Clever!!!
Pookman: i was proud to remember that one???
Me: Good for PM
Mary Munroe: si si

 

Pookman: “da…!!!” January 27, 2009

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 3:39 pm

Pookman: what is your area called
Me: My area?  Boston????
Pookman: but is that like central…i never looked at the map
Me: Are you serious?!?!?!?!
Me: Boston is on the water!
Pookman: oh right…. da…!!!  what is wrong w/pm????!!!!!
Me: PM isn’t very good at geography
Pookman: i am not bad… i like geography… pm wasn’t thinking…

 

Pookman’s first ever text message (w/ her husband) January 21, 2009

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 8:22 pm

PM: Staff Meeting
PM’s husband: Why did I get that from you?
PM: Bored
PM’s husband: That F….ing Bush
PM: Yep

 

Pookman is excited about Obama January 21, 2009

Filed under: Politics — pookman @ 5:50 pm

Pookman: you excited about the new forming AMERICA???
Me: Yes, and you?
Pookman: si si si si
Me: It’s going to be a long, tough road ahead
Pookman: yep…but i think people are ok with “hard work” as w like to say

 

Pookman thinks of herself as having a PhD June 4, 2008

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 11:17 pm

Pookman: pm is educated… i kind of think of myself as a phd er….
Pookman: i read science, polotical

 

Pookman is having a rough day May 23, 2008

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 10:23 pm

Pookman: man i just tellingmy co-worker… i feel mean today… like everybody is annoying me…people are getting on my nerves…
Pookman: really… annoying annoying annoying!! i just feel like yelling at people today!!
Pookman: i sue to feel like this when i was younger during my period…that is when i would drive dad crazy!!  and we would fight!!
Pookman: in other words i feel really bitch today

 

Pookman is an “old woman” May 12, 2008

Filed under: Uncateglorized — pookman @ 9:13 pm

Pookman: i can’t wait to go home – this menapause thing is for REAL now…
Me: How do you know?
Pookman: because!!!  body and mind is not in good shape
Pookman: pm is getting old fos…
Pookman: “old woman”

 

Pookman is sick of Dubya February 6, 2008

Filed under: Politics — pookman @ 7:12 pm

Pookman: who ever wins thought will be better then W!!  i am sooo sick of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pookman: he care about nothing!! only his own ass!!!

 

Pookman believes that likes attrack likes September 13, 2007

Filed under: Philosophy — pookman @ 8:13 pm

Pookman: you are supper lucky to have such wonderful people around you!!!
Pookman: but likes attrack likes!!
Pookman: do you feel lucky??
Me: Yup!!
Pookman: good!!  cound your blessings and they will multiply!!